No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Apparently you make a good broom.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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