he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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