At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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