you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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