Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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