I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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