you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
why is half of my head shaved?
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