Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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