you guys were way drunker than both of me
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Randomize
