"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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