So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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