Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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