is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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