Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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