Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
