I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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