when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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