We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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