let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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