i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
