why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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