Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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