Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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