I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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