you have to choose: penises or morals?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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