Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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