i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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