You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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