Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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