i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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