is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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