In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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