Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
