Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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