somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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