Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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