I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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