spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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