? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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