the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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