Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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