windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
