were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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