You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
