she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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