Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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