last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
