I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
