take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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