Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'm going to jail i love you
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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