My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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