Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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