Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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