Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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