I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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