My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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