On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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